Jesus' Last Tweet
a poem in honor of Jesus' humanity
in an over-tweeted age
wants to be
Loved the wine last night; made some myself.
Long night; slept late this morning; didn't start praying until 5.
Does anybody know where to get some good sandals?
Had some sumptuous bread for lunch. Thanks, Martha!
Not getting along with my brothers and sisters; who needs them, anyway?
Glad I'm not Confucian.
Isn't it great being connected all the time.
Saw some cool lilies this morning. Fresh breeze.
Some people say I am effeminate. Don't care. Real men wear pink.
Need some alone time.
Troubles at the workplace.
Are you listening, Peter?
Hard finding a place to stay these days.
Irritates me when people don't listen, but I'm working on patience.
Hope I can get a good night's sleep tonight.
Gotta read some Buddhism.
Sometimes I feel so...moody.
There's somebody I love who is beautiful, but I can't tell you her name.
There's somebody I love who is beautiful, but I can't tell you his name.
OK...guess my mood...what am I feeling now?
I'm of two minds about everything.
If you are not with me you are against me.
If you are not against me you are with me.
No one comes to the father except by me.
Everyone comes to the father except me.
Wow...did I say that?
Saw a woman yesterday who had more faith in me than I have in myself. (Keep it a secret!)
Looking for some donkeys.
I am the messiah. I am not the messiah.
It's hard being a celebrity. It's not like I'm trying to be noticed.
Am I seeking attention? Can we be too connected?
I may be more famous than the Beatles.
Need some alone time. They're trying to make a king of me.
It's all so self-absorbed. I am getting tired of me.
No more tweeting.
Need some alone time. Did I say that already?
Who the hell cares about sumptuous meals?
The sandals are fine.
Going to a mountaintop. Need to get perspective.
The need to be needed: it'll kill you.
Consider the lilies of the field.
On a journey.
Need some sleep.
Please don't turn me into a church.
I love you Abba.